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MISCELLANEOUS
Inflation-Plagued Zimbabwe Unveils New $1 Million Bill
To celebrate, country's Starbucks lower price of cup of coffee to $3 million.
2,000-Year-Old Gold Earring Discovered In Jerusalem
In 2000-year-old couch.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Australia to Block "Unwanted
Content" on 10,000 Websites

Filter protects Australians from reading about their unsavory ancestors, mistreatment of indigenous peoples, Mel Gibson.
Advanced Humanoid Displays Human-Like Emotions
Expresses anger, boastfulness, jealousy, vindictiveness, self-loathing, hatred, rage and madness.
FEATURE
Gift Ideas for Christmas 2008
A ) Make creative figures from pipe cleaners.
B ) Add different colored pipe cleaners.
C ) Learn and recite a poem.
D ) Origami!
E ) Balloon animals.
E ) Stock certificate papier mâché Santa Claus.
 
EDUCATION
Harvard University to Cut Spending
Will return to training Puritan ministers.
 
RELIGION
Nepal: Monks Flock to Man Believed to be Reincarnation of Buddha
Even if he isn't, it's a good excuse to get out of the monastery.
Monks Brawl at Holy Site in Jerusalem
Rematch scheduled for Vatican.

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