| PEOPLE |
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Pregnant Man
Pregnant Again
“I'm just a guy who
can't say no,” he
quips. |
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Obama to Post Weekly
YouTube Video
Plus daily blog on MySpace and constantly
updated iPod playlist on Facebook. |
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| INTERNET |
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Internet Spam Declines
Fewer opportunities to increase penis
size. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Fed Lends AIG Another $150
Billion
For next weekend's junket to Cabo. |
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Consumer Spending on Widgets
Hits New Low
Big Three widget makers demand bailout. |
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 Could
Be Worst Christmas Ever, Fear
Retailers
Shown: destitute Santas line up
to sell their blood. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Phone Booth-Sized Nuclear
Power
Plants to be Available Soon
Note: phone booths were small structures
used to house public telephones. |
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Egg Came Before Chicken, Say Scientists
Ovum came before scientist, say chickens. |
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 Astronauts to
Begin Drinking Own
Recycled Urine
After complaints about
Tang. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Brisk Walk Reduces
Craving for Chocolate
But you could get hit by a car. |
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Paranoia May Be More Common
Than Previously Thought
According to secret study conducted by
government agents closely watching you. |
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