MISCELLANEOUS |
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Pennsylvania
Man Eats 15-Pound Burger
Washes it down with
15-gallon shake (not
shown). |
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Bush Signs Into Law
Intellectual Property Czar
He's sued by Sweden, which has copyright
on name Intellectual Property
Czar. |
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Creationist Offers $7.5
Trillion to Anyone Who Can Prove
Evolution
And $7.50 to anyone who can prove he's
not crazy. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: Using Internet Good
for Brain
Bad for rest of body. |
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CORRECTION |
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Last week,
in a story about the current
financial crisis, we mistakenly
compared the collapse of banks
and lending institutions to
falling dominoes. It
should have read a house of
cards. We regret the error. |
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FEATURE |
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What political organization is responsible
for the above anti-Obama campaign banners? |
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A ) |
The Ku Klux Klan |
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B ) |
The John Birch Society |
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C ) |
The American Nazi Party |
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D ) |
The Sacramento County GOP |
Hint: Eliminate the
three ridiculously obvious choices and you'll get it. |
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Viagra is looking for a
new pitchman whose qualifications include which of the following? |
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A ) |
long career in Senate |
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B ) |
Republican war hero |
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C ) |
old |
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D ) |
angry |
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E ) |
big loser to charismatic
Democrat in Presidential race |
Hint: Bob Dole
doesn't want to re-up. |
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