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First Photo of Kim Jong Il
Released Since Summer Looks a Lot Like
Other Photos Taken in Summer
October is the new August. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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FCC: Transition to Digital Will
Be “Messy”
Some viewers, along with their TVs, may stop working. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Average Price of Gas Falls
Below $3
Should be down to 99 cents by election
day. |
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New $2 Billion IRS Computers
Defective
Fortunately, most Americans will have no
income this year. |
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FTC Shuts Down Huge Spam Ring
Buys up their entire stock of cheap meds. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Men's Intelligence Linked
To Sperm Quality
Says Noam Chomsky. |
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Marine Biologists Confirm
Male Shark's Virgin Birth
Name him "Jawsus." |
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 Dig
Reveals Sahara Once Lush,
Green
Indigenous peoples denied
climate change; favored rapid
growth, deregulation. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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White Wine, Beer May Offer
Same Health Benefits as Red Wine
Advice: add white wine, beer to your
daily health regimen. |
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Study: “Stayin’
Alive” Perfect Song to Time
Compressions for CPR
But those in tunnel moving towards “bright
light” who return to hear song usually
turn back, re-enter tunnel. |
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