MISCELLANEOUS |
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Cheese Rendering of Trumbull's
Declaration of Independence
Recognized
As source of E.coli outbreak |
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POLL |
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Poll: More Prefer Obama
As Barbecue Guest
More prefer McCain as barbecue guest if
he brings the beer. |
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SPORTS |
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Baseball: Mid-Season Report
So far, pitchers dominate as batters
struggle with inferior bats, no drugs. |
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Beijing:
Algae Threatens Olympic
Sailing Events
May have to be held on
land. |
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FACTOID |
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Suicides Account for Half of
All Gun Deaths in U.S.
Fortunately, suicidal can now legally own
gun to defend themselves against
themselves. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Prince
Charles Converts His
Aston Martin to Run on
Cheap Wine
Same thing for Camilla. |
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TRAVEL |
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Tourism
Harming Machu Picchu, Say
Experts
They recommend seeing it
soon. |
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THIS WEEK'S NEWS IN BRIEF |
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Hands-Free, Fat-Free
Bear arms, bear market. |
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