| PEOPLE |
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 Critics
Furious Helmsley Would
Leave $8 Billion to Care,
Welfare of Dogs
Yet not a dime to humans,
cats. |
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 McCain
Denies Claim He
Roughed Up Sandinista
Also denies he roughed up Palestinian,
French-speaking Canadian, two
Samoan women, pizza delivery boy. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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LA Times to Cut Another 150
Reporters
According to wire service reports. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Economists Predict $7/Gal. Gas
And more work-at-home economists. |
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Expert: General Motors Could
Face Bankruptcy
Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie next. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: Many Dial-Up Users
Won't
Switch to Broadband
Fear it will "steal their
soul." |
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Report: Flat-Screen TV's
Contribute To Global Warming
But make it sharper, more realistic. |
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| SCIENCE |
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“Pregnant
Man” Gives Birth to
Baby Girl
Names her Ralph. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Research Finds Obesity
Levels in U.S. Alarming
Downgraded from appalling. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| In a recent
edition we ran the headline
"Guantanamo Torture
Techniques Based on Methods Used
by Chinese to Extract Confessions
from American POWs in Korean War." The phrase
should have been "extract
false confessions."
We apologize for the error. |
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