| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Russia: World
War II Reenactment Gets
Out of Hand
Twenty million dead. |
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NASA Beams Beatles’
“Across the Universe” into
Outer Space
Estimates song will be downloaded
infinite number of times. |
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Training Begun for 103 Secret Service
Agents for Bush's Retirement
Not counting prison guards. |
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75% in U.S. Will Be Overweight
By 2015
The rest will be pleasantly plump. |
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| SPORTS |
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China Chasing Down Dissidents
in Preparation for Olympics
Those they can't catch make team. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Vocabulary
Builders
impeach
vt (archaic) to
charge a public official
before a competent
tribunal for misconduct
in office. (Formerly used
in the United States.) |
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| ANALYSIS |
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Bush's $3
Trillion Budget Provides for Health,
Education, Environment
But mainly defense. |
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| FACTOID |
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British Study: People Lie
88,000
Times in Their Lifetime
Even more if they participate in studies. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Marijuana
Vending Machines Getting
Tryout in LA
Each joint comes with
Miranda warnings. |
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| STAMPS |
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Post Office Issues
Superhero Stamps
Supervillains will be honored in May. |
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