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 Keith
Richards Signs Deal for Tell-All
Autobiography
Comprising what he can remember of
more than forty years as member of
Rolling Stones, book will be eight
pages. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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In Last Years, Bergman Admits
His Own Movies Depressed Him
Especially the comedies. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: Brutal, Tyrannical
Bosses
Get Promoted
By their boss, who's even more brutal and
tyrannical. |
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Cerberus Capital Management
Wins
Majority Share of Chrysler
First prize was minority share. |
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Ford Recalling 3.6 Million Vehicles
Just to get them off the dealers' lots. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists: Unlikely We'll
Ever Detect Extraterrestrial TV Signals
But we'll continue scanning the skies,
mainly in sweeps months. |
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Cutting Edge Technology Being
Used to Create Robot With
Sense of Humor
Already knows 1200
“knock-knock” jokes. |
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 Physicists Hope to
Capture Elusive “God Particle”
If it can't be found, they will invent one. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Finds We Have 237
Different Reasons for Having Sex
All of them good. |
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Phone Counseling May Help
Alcoholics
But not phoneaholics. |
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