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SPORTS
Brewers Activate Hank Aaron
Team says move “has nothing to do” with Barry Bonds's assault on home run record.
 
KIDZ KORNER
How Our Government Works

There are three branches of government: the Executive, The Legislative, and the Judicial. The Legislative and Judicial branches both report to the Executive (see chart). Underneath are various other parts of the government, like the Department of Justice, the Federal Courts, and the Republican Party, who all report to the Office of the President, who reports to the Office of the Vice President.

FEATURE
Reaction in the Middle East to Bush’s call for a peace conference can best by compared to:
  A ) a wet noodle.
  B ) a big yawn.
  C ) the audience's response to “Springtime For Hitler.”
Hint: Winter for Poland and France.
 
RELIGION
Archdiocese of LA Pays Out $660 Million in Sex Abuse Scandal
May have to spend less on stained glass and vestments.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Easy Bake Ovens Recalled Again
Light bulb has tendency to explode, spreading toxic mercury throughout house, neighborhood.

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