| ART |
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Jackson
Pollock Painting
Reportedly Sells for $140
Million
Drop cloth it was painted
on sells for $50 million. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Joins Fight Against
Childhood Obesity
Offers free vasectomies to all offensive
linemen. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: Global Warming to Cost
Approximately $4 Trillion by
End of Century
Three trillion, nine hundred and
ninety-seven billion, four hundred and
eighty-six million, five hundred and
forty-two thousand, three hundred and ten
dollars and sixteen cents, to be exact. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| chaos n.
(technical term used by military)
state into which country descends
after 3½ years of occupation by
foreign power, high unemployment,
lack of electricity and potable
water, and civil war unleashed by
centuries of religious hatreds. |
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| FEATURE |
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| U.S. forces in
Iraq are using a machine
to translate for them
when attempting to
communicate with Iraqis.
Which of the following
phrases are most used? |
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A ) |
“Get
out of the car.” |
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B ) |
“Put
your hands on the
wall.” |
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C ) |
“Sit
down!” |
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D ) |
“Stand
up!” |
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E ) |
“We
must search you
now.” |
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F ) |
“Everybody
stop talking.” |
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Hint: You may choose
all of the above. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Feds Now Pushing Abstinence
For Adults
Primarily to married Democrats of
child-bearing age. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Wonderjock Goes On Sale
Available in Small, Medium and Very Insecure. |
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