| PEOPLE |
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Courtney: Mel
Helped Me Get Sober
And dump the Kabbalah. |
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Hef Says
He's Playing
Dominoes Instead of
Having Sex
Shown: Miss December |
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| MEDIA |
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Only 56% of ’05 Journalism
Grads Say They’d Read
Newspaper “Yesterday”
And even fewer plan to read newspaper “tomorrow.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Drops Claim That Chevron
Owes Millions in Underpaid
Royalties for Gas
Whole darned thing was just colossal
misunderstanding, government now says. |
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First
Air- Powered Vehicle
Unveiled
To gasps. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Dietary Guidelines
Released
Eat a pound of chocolate, wash it down
with eight cups of coffee and thirty
gallons of red wine daily. |
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 New York
Makes First Trans Fat Arrest
Man caught trying to
bring French fries
(shown) into city from
New Jersey. |
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| POLITICS |
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Soaring Stock Market Helps
GOP Candidates
Appeals to their billionaire base. |
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| CORRECTION |
| We reported
that the American Chamber of
Commerce in Shanghai, including
UPS, Intel, AT&T, Microsoft,
Wal-Mart and Nike, proposed a law
establishing some minimal rights
for workers they employ in China,
a proposal opposed by the Chinese
government. In fact, it was the
Chinese government which proposed
the law establishing
workers’ rights, and the
U.S. corporations which opposed
them. We regret any confusion
caused by our mistake. |
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