PEOPLE IN THE NEWS |
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Iran's President Ahmadinejad
Makes First Commercial
His spot for V8 vegetable juice won't
be shown in this country. |
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PUBLISHING |
This Week’s Best-Seller List |
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| 1. | State of Denial |
| 2. | Hubris |
| 3. | Fiasco |
| 4. | Debacle |
| 5. | Boondoggle |
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BUSINESS |
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Working Mother
Magazine Lists Best
Companies for Working Mothers
Working mothers too busy to read list. |
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Japanese Bank Offers Roulette
At ATMs
Promotion: What happens at ATM
stays at ATM. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Wireless
Rabbits Fun to Watch,
Also Perform Crucial Task
When their batteries die
out, it means you're
pregnant. |
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SCIENCE |
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New Evidence: Universe More
Egg- Shaped Than Spherical
Conclusion: God more chicken-shaped than
human. |
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Newest
Satellite Passes
First Test
Eventually 160 Peeping Toms will orbit
Earth, sending back high quality images
of naked celebrities from space. |
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Last
Chromosome of Human Genome Decoded
DNA sequence translates roughly
as uninstall. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New York City to Limit Trans
Fats in Restaurant Food
If you want French Fries, you'll
have to go to New Jersey. |
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KIDZ KORNER |
Vocabulary
Builders |
serious adj.
extreme, as in allowable infliction of
lawful serious pain, defined
as bodily injury which causes
extreme physical pain - U.S.
Congress, 9/28/06 |
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