| HIGH TECH |
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 World's
Largest Laundromat Runs
On Renewable Energy
Geothermal energy powers
washers, solar collectors
power dryers, wind turbines
power fans that cool customers,
cloned hamsters on treadmills
power change machine. |
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| SPORTS |
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Journeyman Pitcher Admits
Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs
Some call for adding asterisk to his
mediocre statistics. |
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Several Americans Gather to
Watch World Cup Match in Store Window
They're cited for loitering. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 World's
Oldest Condom Goes on
Display
Austrian museum showing
1640 relic next to wallet
it was found in. |
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| How could things
in Iraq get any worse? |
| A ) | Kurds
in north declare
independence, Turkey
invades. |
| B ) | Shiite,
Sunni militias have
bloody gun battle in new
Iraqi parliament. |
| C ) | Everybody
in Baghdad simultaneously
abducted. |
| D ) | Entire
country swallowed up by gigantic
sinkhole. |
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Hint: If either A), B), C) or D)
happens while you're taking
quiz, pick one of the others. |
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| INTERNET |
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New York's Central Park
Getting Wi-Fi Service
Special .mug domain created just
for area. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS... |
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New Plan to Limit Illegal Immigration
Goes Into Effect
Involves shrinking economy until it's
smaller than Mexico's. |
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