BUSH, CHENEY SHOW
OFF ZARQAWI'S HEAD
But refuse to gloat. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Iraq's Oil Money
Going to Insurgents
Every time you buy a gallon of
gas you help the terrorists. |
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U.S. Commanders Say Iraq
Troop Readiness Improving
Soon they'll be capable of driving U.S.
troops out. |
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MEDIA |
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Iraq, Katrina Fatigue Causing
Media to Avoid Coverage
Public looking for something less
negative in the news. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush “Troubled” by
Reported
Haditha Massacre
“Outraged” by leak that
revealed it. |
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Congress Increases Indecency
Fines Tenfold
Money collected will pay legal fees for
members fighting corruption charges. |
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REMINDER |
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Marriage is defined as
the union between a man
and a woman when she's in
the mood. |
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Sen. Inhofe (R-OK) “Very
Proud” No Homosexuality in His
Family History
Owes it all to good, hard denial. |
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In Five Days Your Cellphone
Number Will Be Released to Telemarketers
As predicted in Book of Revelations. |
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POLITICS |
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Study: Lawmakers Took 23,000
Free Trips Worth $50 Million Since 2001
At no point was any lawmaker ever
influenced to introduce a bill favorable to the
individual or company paying for his lavish
weekend in Monte Carlo, hookers included. |
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