| PEOPLE |
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Cheney Sees
Situation in Iraq
Improving, Bush
Approval Rating Rising
In his dreams. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Gilbert Gottfried Voted
Unsexiest
Man; Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey"
Voted Worst Song
Being serenaded by Gottfried singing
"Honey" voted Most Excruciating
Experience. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Ford Posts $1.2 Billion Loss
Will dump assembly line, begin making
cars one at a time. |
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Researcher: Major Banking
Sites Insecure
Announces findings from deck of his
200-foot yacht. |
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 Pussycat
Dolls Singing Group Signs
Deal for Dolls in Their
Likeness
Aimed at pre-adolescent
girls, middle-aged men. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA: Marijuana Has No
Medicinal Benefits
"What are they smoking?" asks
one critic. |
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Study: Drowsy Drivers Four
Times More Likely to Crash
Test subjects given sleeping pills caused
more accidents than those given placebos. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Emotional Wiring of
Sexes Different
Women's complicated, while men have
simple on-off switch. |
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 World's
Oldest Ice Retrieved
From Deep Beneath Antarctic
World's oldest whiskey
poured over it. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| In our story about
the Washington Post
receiving the Pulitzer Prize for its
series exposing the secret, illegal gulag
of prisons run by our government in
Eastern Europe and elsewhere to hold
and torture suspects, we reported that
the CIA had dismissed a top official for
authorizing the program. In fact, the
official was dismissed for revealing
the existence of the program to reporters.
We regret any confusion caused by
our error. |
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