| PHILANTHROPY |
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 Barbara Bush
Earmarks Charitable
Contribution to Katrina
Relief for Son Neil's
Software Firm
Disaster still working out
very well for everybody. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
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____ more Iraqis were killed today in
a continuing upsurge of violence. In
Baghdad ___ were gunned down in a series
of attacks, while ___bodies were
discovered ___ of the capital, bound and
gagged, with evidence of torture. The
slayings were apparently in revenge for
the murder of __ ____s, whose bodies were
discovered in ___ the previous week.
Meanwhile, in various attacks in the ____
of the country __ more ___s were slain in
what is now generally described as a
civil war. On ___ the U.S. military
reported that ___ U.S. ___s were killed
in an attack on a convoy in ____, while a
suicide bomber killed ___ U.S. ______s
and wounded __. Despite the carnage,
President Bush said things were going
very well, and Vice President Cheney
complained that only the bad news was
being reported in the media. |
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| YOUR TAXES |
IRS Providing
Taxpayers Choice of
Preferred Destination for
2005 Taxes |
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1. |
Directly into pockets
of super-rich. |
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2. |
Bottomless pit in
Iraq. |
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3. |
To build missile shield
which does not work
against imaginary threat
from former Soviet Union. |
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4. |
To fight poverty, aid
in disaster relief.* |
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* Just kidding!! You
must actually
choose only 1, 2, or 3. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: American Signed by
Team in Professional Korean Leagues
He'll battle stereotype Americans
"not good enough" to play at
highest levels of Korean baseball. |
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World Cup '06: Germany
Building
Jail Just for Soccer Hooligans
One wing for British fans, other wing for
rest of British fans. |
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| MILESTONES |
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 250-Year-Old
Tortoise Dies in India
Entire sweep of modern
history present in bowl
of soup made from him. |
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