| HIGH TECH |
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U.S.
Government To Gift
Citizens With New Robots
High tech wonders will
aid in everyday tasks,
observe your every move. |
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| LAW |
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Arizona Judge Rules Fetus
Doesn't Qualify as Person for Carpool
Lane
Abortion foes say they will appeal. |
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| SPORTS |
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More Stars Leaving College
Early to Declare for NFL Draft
Passing up additional year of Theory of
Phys. Ed. courses in favor of wealth,
fame. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Lynn
Gibson, the former
Director of the Young
Leaders Program at The
Heritage Foundation, is
now the new Special
Assistant for
Conservative Outreach at |
| A ) | The
Hoover Institute |
| B ) | The
Federalist Society |
| C ) | Focus
on the Family |
| D ) | The
Republican Party |
| E ) | The
Department of Labor |
| Hint: Don't let old
ideas about what tax
dollars can be used for
influence your answer. |
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There's been some
criticism about the No
Child Left Behind
practice test given in
New York to determine
which 3rd graders are
qualified to move on to
4th grade and which
aren't, specifically
those questions related
to tennis. All Americans
know and love tennis.
Anyone who doesn't know
what “doubles”
means, or that “a
club” refers to
“a country
club,” just doesn't
care about their
education. It's like not
knowing the difference
between stocks and bonds!
These failures will just
have to stay in 3rd grade
until they master the
basics, or the rest of
their lives will be one,
big double fault, as if
they even know what that
means! |
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| ODDS 'N ENDS |
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Ohio Police Find Woman Dead 2½
Years Sitting in Chair Watching TV
Waiting for something good to come on. |
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| RELIGION |
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Japanese Teen
Finds Pooh Image On Toast
Vatican
“baffled;”
Disney
“may sue.” |
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