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2005's Least Popular Search
Terms Released
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"fully clothed
celebrities" |
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"expensive
medicine" |
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"abstinence" |
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"facts" |
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"Bill of Rights" |
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Report: Creationists Behind
Intelligent Design Movement
Also: Flat Earthers funding Slightly
Curved Planet Movement. |
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Study: Half of All Teens 15-19
Have Engaged in Oral Sex
Republican lawmakers call for their
impeachment. |
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Annual List of World's Best-Loved
Multinational Corporations Released
On grain of rice. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Pope's new policy on
gay priests says: |
| A ) | Priests can't have sex,
period. |
| B ) | Priests can't have sex,
but the sex they can't
have is straight sex. |
| C ) | Priests can't have gay
sex or straight sex, but
if they could have sex,
(which they can't) the
sex which they would have
would be heterosexual sex
only. |
| D ) | The
sex which priests
sinfully think about
having is heterosexual
sex. If the sex they
sinfully think about
having but don't have is
homosexual sex, they
can't be priests. |
Hint: If you answer
this one wrong,
you're going to Hell. |
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