| PEOPLE |
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 Bush
Writing Book
Titled Profiles in Obstinacy,
it's a collection of profiles of
“Americans who never
wavered, never doubted,
never questioned.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Rock Legends The
Who to Tour Again
When, where, how and why to be announced. |
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Cable Companies Agree to
Offer Family-Friendly Tiers of
Programming
So, if you just just want sex, violence
and crude language you can drop all the
other crap without having to pay for it. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Pepsico Now Bigger than
Coca-Cola
Coke mulls return to original formula
with cocaine. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Nissan
Introduces Car Equipped
With Xbox 360
Or, Xbox 360 introduces
game equipped with car. |
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| LAW |
New
Laws for 2006
The following are now in
effect: |
| In Virginia,
wiretapping without a
note from someone over 18
is illegal. |
| In New
York City, Rolex
watches selling for less
than $10 are required to
have an hour hand. |
| In Texas,
inmates facing execution will be limited
to one side dish for their last
meal. |
| In Detroit,
the penalty for driving a
car that's well-made,
reliable and gets good
mileage (i.e., foreign)
is losing your job. |
| In Los
Angeles, all
cosmetic surgery clinics
must be open 24 hours to
avoid disrupting traffic
flow. |
| In Washington,
D.C., knowingly
leading the country into
an unprovoked war on
false pretenses is
punishable by a wink and
a nod. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Latest Study of Alcohol, Diabetes
Gives Older Women Another
Reason to Drink
As if they needed any. |
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