| ADVERTISING |
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 Controversial
UNICEF Ad Depicts Bombed
Smurfs to Show Horrors of
War To Children
It's being expanded to
full-length R-rated
feature, Revenge of the
Smurfs. |
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Chanel, Burberry Dump Kate Moss Over
Allegations of Cocaine Use
Contract with Cali cartel extended. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Argument Becomes
Rhubarb Leading to Brouhaha, Donnybrook
Melee ensues. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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2000 Young Offenders Serving
Life Terms in U.S. Prisons
With advances in medical science,
some could live to be 300. |
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China: Chain-
Smoking Chimp Finally
Kicks Habit
Credits hypnosis. |
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 Electrically Charged Wetsuit
Is Anti-Shark Device
Manufacturer says
likelihood of being
electrocuted by wetsuit
even lower than
likelihood of being
attacked by shark. |
 "Karl Rove"
Condoms Go On Sale
Aimed at pro-life
evangelical Christians
with a wild side. |
 Mini SUV Debuts
Three-ton 500-hp V-8 gets
10 mpg. |
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| MUSIC |
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Kabbalah
Scholars Object to
Madonna Song on New Album
"The rest of the
album isn't so hot,
either," says one. |
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