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Bill Gates
Files For Bankruptcy
Barely beats deadline. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Reality Boom Fading
Unemployment office braces for crush of
untalented out-of-work self-promoting
wannabes. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Newspapers Losing Revenues
to Internet Versions
People switching to cheap, disposable
wireless laptops to house-train dogs,
wrap fish. |
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Middle East:
Little Girls Choosing
More Modest Fulla Over
Barbie
Boys still prefer Barbie. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Researchers Recreate Virus
That Killed 50 Million in 1918
“Because we could,” explains
one. |
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| SCIENCE |
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2005 Hottest Year Ever,
Says New Data
Probably “early sign of the
Apocalypse,” says White House
meteorologist. |
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 Warning:
Avian Flu Virus Will Spread
Easily
Infection can occur
simply by looking at it
(right). |
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Possible Patterns of Knots
Tied in Incan String Could
Be Written Language
Only message deciphered so far:
“Yankee, go home.” |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week, due to a typo, we reported
that President Bush's job approval rating
among African Americans had plummeted to
a “historically low 2%.” It
should have read “hysterically
low 2%.” We're sorry for any
confusion this may have caused. |
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