| PEOPLE |
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 Teacher Mary
Kay Letourneau And Former Student
Vili Fualaau Wed
Woody Allen, Soon-Yi serve as Best
Man, Maid of Honor. |
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| MEDIA |
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New FCC Chairman Calls on Cable
Channels to Voluntarily Tone Down Sexual
Content
Asks porn producers to add more character
exposition, story development. |
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Defense Rests in Jackson
Trial
Court TV files for bankruptcy. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Northwest to Cut Half of
Mechanics
Passengers will be asked to help out with
routine maintenance, minor repairs. |
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Circus Strike
Turns Ugly
Rock-throwing clowns
(shown) target management
in latest incident. |
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| SCIENCE |
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X-Ray, Particle Accelerator
Unveil Lost Archimedes Texts
Reveal true meaning of
“Eureka!” was, “I found my
other sock!” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Probes Viagra Link to
Blindness
And hairy palms. |
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Study: Single Malt Whisky Can
Protect You From Cancer
According to findings presented to a
medical conference in, uh, Scotland. |
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WHERE
ARE THEY NOW?
 Paris Hilton
It's been over
twenty-four hours since
Paris Hilton was in the
news, so we wondered what
she was up to. We reached
the hotel heiress/media
darling at her home,
where she told us she's
“taking the day
off” before
“going out
later,” probably
club hopping the night
away, where something she
says or does will land
her right back in the
headlines. Mystery
solved. |
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