| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Poll: Women
Prefer Men Who Take Fewer
Risks
Unless they're heavily
insured. |
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| RELIGION |
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Viagra, Which Contains Some
Leaven, Ruled Kosher for Passover
Rabbis hope ruling will keep grandpa
awake through dinner. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Poll: 70% Blame Popular
Culture for Moral Decay
Conclusion: we hate what we love. |
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Americans Evenly
Divided on
Whether They Prefer Doing Their
Taxes or Going to Dentist
More lean towards dentist if Novocain is
provided. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball to
Crack Down on Ballpark
Violence
All fans will be tested
for steroids. |
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| FEATURE |
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| “I don't
care about international
law. I don't want to hear
the words, 'international
law' again. We are not
concerned with international
law.”
Who said it, and to whom? |
| A ) | Head
of the Gestapo to
American prisoner of war
in World War II. |
| B ) | Dr.
No to James Bond just
before he throws him into
the piranha pool. |
| C ) | President
of U.S. military tribunal
to Guantanamo detainee
who asked to speak in his
own defense. |
| Hint:
it's not A) or B) |
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| TRAVEL |
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"Dickens World"
Theme Park
Going Up Near London
Visitors have pockets picked by street
urchins, get thrown in Debtor's Prison. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Gas
Prices Continue to Soar
Life savings for self-serve regular,
first-born for super unleaded
not uncommon at some stations. |
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