| PEOPLE |
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Hugh Hefner Celebrates Lonely
79th Birthday
Only three of his seven girlfriends
bother to show up. |
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No Member of British Royal
Family Makes Unpardonable
Gaffe This Week
First embarrassment-free seven-day period
since April 6-12, 1993. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Sony Developing Technology
That Lets You Smell TV Programs
Could end many show business careers. |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Pay Gap Widens Between
CEOs and Their Workers
Narrows between CEOs and their defense
attorneys. |
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Hoover Recalls 636,000 Vacuum
Cleaners Which Can Catch Fire
Most models will get bolted-on fire
extinguishers. |
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McDONALD'S
TURNS 50
Outlives most of its
customers. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Dementia Can Be
Avoided With Sex, Exercise, Crossword
Puzzles
Sex can be avoided by doing
crossword puzzles, exercising, feigning
dementia. |
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| SCIENCE |
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4.4-Billion-Year-Old Rock,
Earth's Oldest Object, on
Display at Univ. of Wisconsin
Along with disclaimer: “May only be
10,000 years old.” |
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 65-Million-Year-
Old Dinosaur
Eggs Missing
In China
Authorities intend to
question promoters of
“World's Largest
Omelette” at nearby
amusement park. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| In our Entertainment section last
week we described a heart-pounding
medical thriller in which thousands of
samples of a deadly virus which killed
millions worldwide in 1957 are
accidentally sent to thousands of labs in
countries around the globe, and the
heroes must race against time to get them
back. In fact this was not a movie but a
news story and should have been
identified as such. We apologize for the
error. |
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