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Been lots of talk lately
about what God wants
humans to do regarding
end-of-life issues, but
not much about what I
want. So let me clear
that up: the only thing
which pleases me more
than the prospect of tens
of thousands of human
vegetables hooked up to
machines for decades at a
time is the spectacle of
politicians grandstanding
the issue for political
gain. But since I already
have that, there's really
nothing more I can ask
for! So thank you's to
the Bush brothers, to Tom
DeLay, Bill Frist and
the gang. Hope to see you
all soon at my place.
Satan, a former Archangel
of the Lord, resigned to
spend more time with his
family. |
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| ART |
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Artist Sneaks Into Four
NY Museums, Puts Own
Paintings on Walls
Museum officials still trying to figure
out which ones. |
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| TOYS |
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New George Bush Action
Figure Goes On Sale
As superhero in U.S., supervillain abroad. |
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| SPORTS |
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Major League Baseball
Adjusts to Post-Steroid Era
Legalizes corked bats. |
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| FACTOID |
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One-Third of Americans
Chronically Overworked
Other two-thirds unemployed. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Supreme Court
upheld a Florida law which prohibits
which one of the following from adopting
children? |
| | A ) | Single people. |
| | B ) | Former felons. |
| | C ) | Former drug abusers. |
| | D ) | Former child abusers. |
| | E ) | Gay and lesbian couples. |
| Hint: before choosing D), remember: you can
pick only one answer! |
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