MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Invention From
Japan Could Transform Society
So far, however, sales of Nursin'
Daddy- san are slow. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Harlem Globetrotters Add
African-American Player
He'll join eleven Lithuanians on tour
with current version of team. |
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MPAA Adds New Rating
PG-55 allows admission to dirty old men
when accompanied by parent or guardian. |
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BUSINESS |
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Report: Typical Two-Bedroom
Apartment Requires Renter to Earn
Three Times Federal Minimum Wage
Let them buy homes, says Bush. |
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Kmart, Sears Merge
Two failing companies combine to form one
huge failing company. |
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Coke Launches
Coca-Cola Zero
Aimed at consumer who will pay
something for nothing. |
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SCIENCE |
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Scientists Recover 70-Million
Year-Old Soft Tissue From
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Will be sent to uncharted island of
eccentric billionaire for further study. |
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Brookhaven Particle
Accelerator Created Black Hole
Present whereabouts of Brookhaven,
particle accelerator unknown. |
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Shakespeare's Will
Placed Online by British
National Archives
Now everyone can read his final
request that no one ever put my
works to music, adapt them for
science fiction, or perform them
without clothes on. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Large Glass of Pomegranate
Juice a Day Cuts Risk of
Heart Attack
Increases risk of suicide. |
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Low-Sugar Cereals Equal in
Calories to Sugared Cereals
But better for your self-esteem. |
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