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PAGE THREE – NOV 29 - DEC 5, 2004
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TRAVEL
Paris Welcomes Popular New Tourist Attraction
Visitors have been flocking to recently opened Museum of Cocaine (left).
 
FOOD
Brits Launch New Beer
Made From Coffee Beans

Aimed at narcoleptic soccer hooligans.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Fast Friends
A tiger and a piglet who have become inseparable friends at a zoo in Thailand take an afternoon stroll. Later, the tiger ate the piglet.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Glow-in-the-Dark Transgenic
Fish Threaten Life on Earth

But are selling well.
FEATURE
Hot Toys for Christmas
Bulimic Barbie: She binges, she purges, she binges, she purges.
GI Joe Abu Ghraib Edition: Comes complete with prisoners, dogs, hoods.
Super Soaker Bunker Buster: Powerful water gun goes nuclear.
Magic Ballot Box: Amaze your friends with disappearing ballot trick.
Exploding Marriage Set: Two gays at the alter, push the plunger and boom!
 
ODDS 'N ENDS
Study: Everyone Capable of Torture
We just need a little nudge in the right direction.
 
CORRECTION
An article published last month under the headline, Despite U.S. Assurances, Violence Spreads in Iraq, was in fact an article from two months previous with the same headline. Readers wishing to read the story which should have followed last month's headline are advised to read a similar story with the same headline scheduled to run two months from now. We apologize for any confusion.

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