| MEDIA |
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Cleveland TV
Reporter Bares All for
Ratings
And it works! |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Oliver Stone Movie Portrays
Alexander The Great As Bisexual
Next project for Stone: "Attila the
Cross-Dresser." |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: Five Million Died From
Smoking In 2000
Tobacco industry notes that they would
have died eventually anyway. |
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Krispy Kreme Profits Fall
Sharply
Company blames budget cuts to state and
local police forces. |
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 X-43A
Scramjet Reaches Mach 10,
Promising 20-Minute New
York - LA Flight
60 minutes if you forgot
your wallet. |
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| SCIENCE |
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67% of Bush Voters Believe
God Created Humans in Present Form
Only our sense of style has evolved. |
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Study: Genetic Factors
Influence Female Infidelity
Male infidelity influenced by proximity
of genetically predisposed females. |
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 Lost Continent
Of Atlantis Discovered
Researcher (right) stumbles upon ruins
while doing some ironing. |
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German Man Calculates 13th
Root of 100-Digit Number in 11.8 Seconds,
Beating Electronic Calculators
And he still can't get a date. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Grand Canyon Formed Only
10,000 Years Ago, Says Book
Sold at Grand Canyon
About the same time God created tourists. |
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