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Bush's
Daughters Join Campaign
They'll help spread
“compassionate
conservative”
message. |
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Report: Michael Jackson a
Father Again, This Time It's
Quadruplets
The mother and her lawyer are resting
comfortably. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Al Franken Tops Bill
O'Reilly
In NY Radio Ratings
But O'Reilly wins highly coveted
18-34 neo-Nazi demographic. |
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Mariel Hemingway to Play
Maria Shriver In Arnold Schwarzenegger
Biopic
California state assembly to be played by
Gay Men's Chorus. |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Auto Makers' Profits Up
on Lending
May spin off manufacturing divisions. |
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| MARKETING |
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 National
Guard's "Freedom
Rocks" Pitch
Features Models Partying
on Beach
Intended to screen out
recruits with IQs over
100. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Hawking Revises Theory:
Black Holes No Longer
Gateway to Parallel Universe
“What was I smoking?” quips
renowned physicist. |
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Family Words Came Early
In Human Development
Neanderthals had words for
“Mama,” “Papa” and
“Are we there, yet?” |
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 Study: Heavy
Drinking on The Rise in
Germany
German Chancellor
Schroeder (shown) says
problem overstated. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Broccoli, Spinach Found to
Keep Women's Brains Sharp As They Age
For men, it's women. |
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Law Professor Challenges Notion
That Being Fat Is Bad in
"The Obesity Myth"
Book is selling like hotcakes. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we reported that, just
before the handover of power to Iraq,
“President Bush lined up seven
detainees against a wall and shot them in
cold blood, killing six of them.” It
was actually the new Prime Minister of
Iraq, Iyad Allawi, who shot the
detainees. We're sorry for any
confusion this may have caused. |
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