| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Madonna Kicks
Off “Hot
Flashes” Tour
She'll perform fifty
concerts in cities
throughout Florida and
Arizona. |
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Cameras Rolling Again in
California's Adult Film Industry
Month-long shutdown costs state an
estimated $140 billion. |
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| CONSUMER CORNER |
Toy
Safety Council Announces
Latest Recalls
If you have any of the
following, return them to
the store at once: |
Baby's
First Bungee Cord
(Supplied cord different
color than one shown on
box.) |
Scooby-Doo Scuba
Diving Fun
(Depth chart in meters instead
of feet.) |
“Day After
Tomorrow” Disaster
Kit
(Two-week
wait for replacement dry
ice.) |
Build Your Own
Guillotine!
(Instructions in French.) |
Atomic Bomb, Jr.
(Only one pair of sunglasses
provided to view
blast.) |
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| SCIENCE |
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World's Oldest
University
Unearthed in Egypt
Among the artifacts: world's oldest
beer can. |
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French Scientists Say Cosmos
Looks Like Gigantic Eiffel Tower
Replaces previous French model of cosmos
as immense croissant. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Only 63% of College Students
Graduate
Other 47% drop out due to weak math
skills. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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 World Record Established for
Most Naked People to Ride On Roller
Coaster
Same group later breaks world record
for most naked people to throw up all
over each other. |
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| CORRECTION |
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We mistakenly reported that human tests
on pesticides would be conducted on top
officials of the EPA. In fact, human tests
on pesticides will be conducted by top
officials of the EPA, not on the officials.
The tests will be conducted on paid
volunteers, who need the money. |
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