| POLITICS |
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Don King
Joins Bush Campaign
Will help Supreme Court
fix next election. |
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Gaining No Ground on Bush,
Kerry Changes Tactics
He now says he lied about his military
record, failed in business, and got bailed
out by his father’s rich pals. |
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| AUTOMOTIVE |
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Many States Raising Highway
Speed Limits
Trying to reduce runaway population growth. |
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Study: BMW Drivers Have
More Sex
And pay more for it. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Baseball
Cancels Plan to Place
Movie Ad on Bases
But ad space on bats,
balls, jockstraps,
nostrils, spit still
available. |
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| FOOD |
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 McDonald's
Adult Happy Meals
Introduced
Include burger, fries,
drink, and choice of hash
brownie or Jello shot. |
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EMPLOYMENT
OPPORTUNITY
OF THE WEEK |
Where:
Environmental Protection
Agency
What: Air
Quality Modeling Expert
Qualifications:
At least 10 years
experience as regular
church member and 3 years
service in the energy
producing industry
required, some
familiarity with science,
computer modeling a plus,
but not necessary. |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
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 Shadow
President Delivers Commencement Address
Advises graduating class of Penumbra
College to “wear sunscreen.” |
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