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Unknown Comic Released From
Abu Ghraib Prison
“They peed on me a few times, but
that was about it,” he tells
reporters. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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"Frasier" Ends
Long, Successful Run
Some characters may return in spinoff set
at a bar. |
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Music Labels Forced to Pay
$50 Million in Royalties to
Recording Artists
Money will be shared among 50 million
recording artists. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Cloudy Summer Job Picture
Predicted
With outsourcing and porn film industry
shutdown there are fewer opportunities. |
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First Case of
Outsourcing to U.S.
Members of India’s International
Laughing Club (shown) have been
hired to sit in the audience at
“The Dennis Miller Show.” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Survey: 159 Million Americans
Live in High-Smog Areas
Count might be low, since it's hard
to see them all. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Barbie-Shaped Women
More Fertile
But Raggedy Anns make better mothers. |
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Record Poppy Crop
Predicted in Afghanistan
“Thank you, America,”
says one grateful grower. |
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Space Station Cosmonauts Test
Mediterranean Diet
Return healthier, shorter, and a few
days younger. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Microsoft Windows Vulnerable
To Yet Another Virus
Hackers can access your files, credit
card numbers, bank accounts, and eat
all the food in your refrigerator;
complicated patch available soon. |
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