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Actor Who
Plays "Big
Bird" is
Commencement Speaker at
Villanova
He will talk about the
letter "V". |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Health Crisis Means No New
Porn Flicks
Fans will have to make do with the
current catalog of 23 billion sex films. |
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Mel Gibson Shopping The
Passion of The Christ to TV Networks
So far he's received one firm offer,
from the Torture Channel. |
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| BUSINESS |
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ChevronTexaco Profits Up 33%
Analysts credit less frequent replacement of
squeegees, smaller paper towels. |
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| CONSUMER
NEWS |
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 Consumer Products
Safety Commission Warns Parents
About Toy Batmobile
Agency says toy “advocates
a homosexual lifestyle.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Research Indicates Empathy May
Not Be a Uniquely Human Trait
In fact, humans may not possess it at all. |
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Study: Women Marry Men
Who Look Like Dad
And, in some states, they marry Dad. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Boys At Least Twice as Likely
as Girls to Suffer from Dyslexia
Says latest dusty. |
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Study: Only 40% of Doctors Advised
Their Obese Patients to Lose Weight
Other 60% advised them to wear loose-fitting
clothes, dark colors, vertical stripes. |
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Answer
to Last Week's Trivia
Question About America's
Newest Best Friend:
C) Lockerbie, Scotland,
1988 |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA to Delay New Power Plant
Emission Rules to Gather Further Comment
From those still breathing. |
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U.S. Rules
Change to Count Farm-Raised Fish Weakens
Salmon Protection
EPA will also count goldfish in stores,
home tanks, and crackers. |
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