| EDIBLE ART |
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Butter
Sculpture of Wright
Brothers Sells for Record
$3.8 Million
Tops $2.6 million paid
for sour cream Sacco and
Vanzetti. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Talking Car Alarm Magnate
Behind California Recall
Launches New Product
Device identifies Democrats, warns,
"Please step away from the polling
booth." |
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| SPORTS |
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Athens Will License Brothels
For Summer Games
Visitors advised to look for "Official Brothel
of the 2004 Olympics" sign,
identifying a participating whorehouse. |
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Olympics to
Streamline, Combine Some
Events
Move will save time,
money. |
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| IRONIC TIMES POLL |
| Question:
Why is the United States
so protective of its
relationship with Saudi
Arabia? |
| Saudis are great
ambassadors of democracy |
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31% |
| We share the same
values |
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24% |
| They supply 90% of
our sand |
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19% |
| It’s a favorite
stop for American
tourists |
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15% |
| They always seem so
polite on TV |
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11% |
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| POLITICS |
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Analysis: California Recall
Election a Toss-Up
With Schwarzenegger about to drop out
and Feinstein balking, any of four
candidates (shown)
have a reasonable chance of moving into
the statehouse in Sacramento. |
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