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First
Featherless Chicken Shown
to Public
Created by cross-breeding
a Rhode Island Red with a
rubber chicken. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: 85% of Players on
Steroids
The rest are on waivers. |
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Boston Red Sox Surge,
Despite "Curse of the Bambino"
Therefore, say experts, it must be a strike year. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Brink's Truck Overturns,
Millions Scooped Up by Passersby
They invest it wisely, pool profits, buy
majority ownership in Brink's. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 Cluster
Telescopes in Chile
Peer Far Back Into Time
Detect cosmic background
microwave radiation (right) from what
astronomers believe is
T-shirt lost at Woodstock in 1969. |
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The Afterlife
by Earl Wilson |
The latest
"in" thing up here is
trying 
to get on "Crossing
Over," one of the few
"live" TV shows
featuring dead people. They're
trampling on each other's
graves to get John Edward's
attention. Who says there are no
second acts? |
 Took the BW
to see The Late Miss Peggy
Lee the other night. The
sultry songstress may have lost
all but a
few pounds, but she can
still warble, witness the slew of
celebrity stiffs who showed up at
 The
Blue Angel for the opening,
among them: Lou Costello,
Sigmund Freud
(Hiya Doc!), and former first
lady  Eleanor
Roosevelt, who was with her
own first lady. Hey, up here,
anything goes!
That's Oyl, brother. |
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