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America's Saber-Rattling
Making Some Folks Nervous
But not the folks down at A-1 Sabers. |
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Andersen May Fold as
Accounting Firm
But could continue as financial advisor to
international drug cartels. |
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Senate
Mulls Constitutional
Amendment
Text of proposed 28th
Amendment:
"An unregulated
automobile industry being
necessary to the comfort
of its executives and
their servants in
Congress, the right of
the people to keep and
bear pickup trucks and
SUV's, regardless of fuel
efficiency, shall not be
infringed." |
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Most U.S. Companies Changing
Their Names
Just in case. |
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Widgron, Formerly American
Widget, Announces Huge 4th-Quarter
Revenues
Widget derivatives, offshore partnerships
credited despite weak domestic market. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Man Descended
From Birds?
No conclusions were
reached at weekend
conference, although a
good time was had by all. |
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Upgraded Hubble Telescope Sends Back
"Startling" Pictures
Too frightening for the public to see; they
will be classified. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Body Piercing Linked
to Risky Behavior in Teens
Having strangers stick needles through
your nipples may lead to less sensible
activities. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Dr. Kevorkian Gets New
Job in Prison
Administering lethal injections to
capital offenders. |
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Winona Ryder
Caught Shopping
Doesn't she know
that hat's too big
for her? |
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