MILESTONES |
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Jane Goodall Takes
the Plunge
Ties knot in private
ceremony in Africa. |
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ODDS AND ENDS |
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Detroit Man Victimized by
Infamous Name
Al Qaeda, owner of Al Qaeda's
Terrorist Supplies, is sick and
tired of all the attention. |
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Shift in Earth's Orbit
Surprises Scientists
But I guess we shouldn't be
surprised by anything anymore, says
one. |
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TRENDS |
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Americans Turning to Comfort
Food, Saccharine Homilies, Pop
Culture Turning away from healthy
meals, intelligent discourse, fine art. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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2000 Election
Results Finally
Made Official
Gore won. |
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