PEOPLE |
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Mr.
Magnet Detained by
Airport Security
Later, he's
released on his own
recognizance. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Parents Outraged by Curse
Words on New Britney Spears Album
It's goddamned
infuckingsensitive of her, says one
concerned mom. |
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Many Big Stars Say
They're
Afraid to Attend Oscars
Worried they won't be allowed to
talk about themselves. |
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Baton Rouge Anchorwoman
Wins Miss Newscaster Pageant
Has already received offers from
all major networks. |
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PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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War Taking Its
Toll on Nation's Psyche
People will act
out their insecurities in
times of stress,
says noted psychiatrist
(pictured on right). |
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THE
FIGHT
FOR FREEDOM |
Profiles of
Our New Allies: the
Northern Alliance |
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Type of Government:
Momentary agreement among
war lords |
Method of Governance:
AK-47 |
Shared Ideals: AK-47 |
Human Rights Abuses:
Rape, torture, ethnic
persecution, burning of
houses, murder of
civilians, kidnapping
children into military
service, looting, summary
executions |
Why We Love Them: Will
help us fight evil |
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ART |
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Fine Art Now a Familiar
Fixture
On the Las Vegas Strip
France mulls slot machines at the Louvre. |
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ODDS AND ENDS |
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Historians From the Future Run
Into Futurists From the Past
They don't seem to hit it off. |
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