| ART |
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Idyllic Norman
Rockwell Painting Sold
Purchased by the Cali
drug cartel. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Winnie the Pooh Says Mickey Mouse
Owes Him $35 Million
“He can kiss my rat's ass,” says Mickey. |
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Major Identity Theft Reported
Everyone with the name Kevin is missing. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Vodka Museum Opens in Russia
Indoor-outdoor facility includes entire
country. |
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 Zeppelin in First
Commercial Flight
Since Hindenburg
Long absence blamed
on “bad press.” |
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| QUOTE OF THE WEEK |
| “I'm
ba-a-a-ack.” |
| - Al Gore |
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The
Afterlife
by Earl Wilson |
Don't know about you, but everything
 up here's categorized: dead torch
singers one place, dead ventriloquists
another. Stuck in the novelty act sector
recently, the BW and I chanced
upon the eternally funny "Doodles"
Weaver. Says he's as busy now as
when he was alive, and it figures.
Speaking of dead ventriloquists, recent
arrival Señor Wences ("What took
you so long?" joked Mortimer Snerd,
helped more than a little by lip mover
and old pal Edgar Bergen) made an immediate
hit with the ladies. "We
got a live one!" wheezed ZaSu Pitts,
already dating the barely-cold Howdy
Doody Svengali "Buffalo" Bob
Smith.
Noshing on the memory of a pastrami
sandwich at the Limboteria:
"Fat" Jack E. Leonard.
That's Oyl, brother. |
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