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Katherine
Harris Considering
Running for Congress
Would have to give up post as
Wicked Witch of the South. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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NBC Buys CBS, ABC Buys NBC
Fox buys ABC. |
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Hollywood Celebrates Annual
“Upside-Down Day”
For twenty-four hours, movie stars stalk
former mental patients and harass them
outside their homes. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Old Economy Stages Comeback
Most employable in July: town criers,
blacksmiths. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Poll: How We
Describe God Reveals
Subtle Shift in Beliefs
Bearded white man has
been replaced by a more
upbeat, optimistic deity. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Mysterious Fireball, Sonic
Boom in Northeast Explained
Caused by small rocket containing baby
“with powers far beyond those of
mortal men.” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
 Whaling Conference Ends
With Agreement
Whalers will let whale
watchers watch them
harpoon, skin whales. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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British Park Bench to Be
Wired for the Web
Wooded retreat now offers online
gambling, free porn. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Recently we referred to “Sequoia
National Park,” the former name of
what is now known as “Sequoia
National Smog Refuge and Carbon Monoxide
Sanctuary.” We regret any confusion
this may have caused. |
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