| THE ARTS |
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CLINTON TO PURSUE
OPERA CAREER
Tells closest friends: “I
want to sing.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Cure Discovered for "Economy
Class Syndrome"
Procedure involves upgrading of ticket to first class. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Random Acts of Violence
Down in 2000
Predictable acts of violence up. |
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Confederate Symbol Greatly Reduced in
New Georgia State Flag
And burning cross can barely be seen. |
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| RELIGION |
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Super Bowl Deemed a
"Religious" Experience
Except for the losing team. |
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| FASHION |
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BJORK TOPS
BEST-DRESSED LIST
Pop star-turned- actress
beats out runner-up Laura
Bush. |
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MAN
IN THE STREET
This Week's Question: |
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"If you could be any animal,
what would it be?" |
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Secretary of State Colin
Powell: "Probably a cheetah,
fast, cunning, a great warrior, but wise. " |
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Secretary of Defense Donald
Rumsfeld: "Lion, definitely. Proud,
willing to defend his territory, and fearless. " |
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National Security Adviser
Condoleezza Rice: "Eagle, super-observant,
peerless in its accuracy." |
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Vice President Dick
Cheney: "Elephant. Great memory,
loyal." |
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President George W.
Bush: "Elephant. Great memory,
and loyal. " |
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