| SCIENCE |
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FUTURISTS
FEAR RACE OF SUPERMODELS
But concede it's better than
race of fat slobs. |
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Light Stopped in JPL Lab
Researchers credit breakthrough to
"rolling blackout." |
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| BUSINESS NEWS |
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Mob-Owned Businesses
Have Good Week
Stocks rise 46% on "rosy"
projected earnings. |
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AOL/Time-Warner Eyes
Microsoft, Disney, GE
Merger could create black hole,
scientists warn. |
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Yoo-Hoo to
Purchase Yahoo
Yogi Berra foresees
few changes at popular Internet site. |
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QUOTE
OF THE WEEK
“Ask not what you
can do for your country,
ask what your father can
do for you.”
-
President George W. Bush |
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| BOOKS |
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E-Books Will Soon
Appear in Paper
Publishers hoping public will buy
same book that was converted from paper
to digital form and then printed out on
paper again. |
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 SPACE |
 HAWKING
PREDICTS SPACE
COLONIZATION IS NEAR
Renowned
physicist predicts select
group of renowned
physicists would breed
with attractive members
of opposite sex on
"love planet." |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
10 NEATEST INVENTIONS OF
THE
20TH CENTURY
(compiled by the
Smithsonian Institution
and Skateboarders
Weekly) |
| 1. |
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Computer chips. |
| 2. |
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Pringles
nacho-flavored chips. |
| 3. |
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Cortisone. |
| 4. |
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Tie: Wheelies,
Knee pads |
| 5. |
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Composite
materials |
| 6. |
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Composite
materials in skateboards |
| 7. |
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The microwave |
| 8. |
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Microwavable
burritos. |
| 9. |
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Atomic power. |
| 10. |
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Atomic Cola. |
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