MELANIA MAKES RARE
APPEARANCE, WELCOMES
NEW CITIZENS AT NATIONAL |
 ARCHIVES CEREMONY
While her husband tells enthusiastic
crowd immigrants are “poisoning the
blood of our country.” |
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COP28 Ends With Landmark Pledge
to Reduce Use of Fossil Fuels
Delegates carpool to airport on way home. |
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 Pope Urges
Global AI Treaty
“Before there's a million Pope Francises
online and nobody can tell one from
another.” |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Ikea in UK
Giving Away Giant Meatballs for Holidays
They do require some assembly. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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GOP House Members Push
Forward With Biden
Impeachment Inquiry
They also begin first stages of
impeachment inquiry into Kamala
Harris, who becomes President
if they're successful. |
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Jury Awards $148 Million
in Giuliani Defamation Case
Rudy asks Trump to throw 148 more
$100,000-a-plate dinners in his honor. |
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History is written by the
victors' chatbot. |
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Tesla Recalls Nearly 2 Million
Cars With Autopilot Feature
It only responds to Elon Musk's
voice, a safety hazard. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Biden's Brother
Jim Under FBI Scrutiny
But due to a shortage of special counsels
his investigation will have to wait. |
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