| $1.1 TRILLION SPENDING BILL
RIDDLED WITH RIDERS |
 Public may be surprised to learn it's
now legal to deduct the entire cost
of a yacht as “flood insurance.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Declares War on Sony
Other studios meet, decide to remain
neutral. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Bad News: Study Finds an
Estimated 5.25 Trillion Pieces of
Plastic in World's Oceans
Good news: enough plastic to supply the world's
Lego needs for the next 50,000 years. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Huge Uproar
Over Picture of LeBron
James and Royal Couple
Etiquette dictates no one should
ever physically touch King James. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Following Release of Scathing Senate
Report on CIA Torture, Accountability
for Those Responsible Unlikely
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld “too
prominent to fail.” |
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Senate Report: CIA Paid “Torture
Teachers” $81 Million
Your tax dollars at work. |
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| REMINDER |
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Living better than 99.99% of the
population is the best revenge. |
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Report: One in Six Americans
Goes to Bed Hungry
Four in six go to bed stuffed to the gills,
chewing on a couple of Tums. |
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Spending Bill Rider Allows Tenfold
Increase in Donations to Parties
Or: 535 members of Congress just
got ten times richer. |
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| POLL |
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Only 64% Still Believe in
American Dream
American dream defined as a
good job, a happy family, a house in the
suburbs with a two-car garage
and a meth lab in the basement. |
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