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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 11 - 17, 2023
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TECHNOLOGY
IBM Reveals World's Most Powerful Quantum Computer
“We're taking this baby to 'Jeopardy',“ says one researcher.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
People Leaving Texas Blame Rising Costs, Partisan Politics
And Ted Cruz.
NYT: Some Air Traffic Controllers Work While Under Influence of Drugs, Alcohol
Prompting many flyers to do the same.
 
SPORTS
Las Vegas: Lakers Win First NBA Cup, With Each Player Getting $500,000
LeBron welcomes “mad money.”
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Mattel's Cherokee Barbie Draws Criticism
Single men complain she's “not sexy enough.”
FEATURE
With growing calls to slash fossil fuel use around the world, what will carbon dioxide emissions be this year compared to last?
    A ) 5.1% lower.  
    B ) 3.1% lower.  
    C ) 1.1% lower.  
    D ) 1.1% higher.  
Hint: some planet's not getting the message.
 
LEXICOGRAPHY
Oxford University Press
Word of Year “Rizz”

As in: I've never heard of the word rizz.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Johnson Releases Jan 6 Footage, But With Insurrectionists' Faces Blurred
To protect their identities.

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