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PEOPLE
Taylor Swift Named Time's “Person of the Year”
Edges out Hitler, Osama bin Laden.
Scandal: Moms for Liberty
Founder in Ménages à Trois

Two moms and a dad.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
KISS Unveils Digital Avatars of Themselves After Final Show
Avatars will stand in for them at future KISS concerts, while nearby hotel rooms will be trashed as if they were staying there.
 
BUSINESS
McDonald's Testing Secret Spin-Off Chain CosMc's
Franchises available now for moon, Mars and beyond.
SCIENCE
NASA Delays Manned Moon
Mission 2 Years Due to Delays
in Prada-Designed Spacesuits

“They lack a certain je ne c'est quoi,” says project manager.
Physicist Warns: Earth's
Magnetic Field Could
Flip at Any Time

Recommends getting magnetic field insurance from a reputable gravity insurer.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Factoid: Bitcoin Mining Used
More Water Than New York
City Last Year

Bitcoin miners urged to take shorter showers, water lawns less often.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Approves First Gene
Editing Therapy for Sickle Cell
Anemia, But It Costs $2.2 Million

Ask your healthcare provider how you can get your hands on $2.2 million.
 
TRENDS
Report: New York City
Gaining Millionaires, Losing
Lower-Income Families

More tippers, fewer people to tip.

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