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TECHNOLOGY
  Mysterious Company Backed by
Silicon Valley Billionaires Building
City From Scratch

It will be their Shangri-La, with no taxes, twice as many women as men, and, most importantly, great WiFi.
 
LAW
Supreme Court to Consider
Rejection of “Trump Too Small”
Trademark Application

Also, “Trump Too Dumb,” “Trump Too Fat,” “Trump Too Cuckoo.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Mastercard, Apple, Other
Companies Creating Own
Signature Scents

Such as Goop's “Gwyneth's Vagina,” Tesla's “Musk.”
 
SPORTS
NBA Unveils In-Season Tournament
Same teams, games, rules, schedule, but “excitingly different,” says league.
FEATURE
In Rwanda, women make up 61% of parliament and Congress. In Mexico, it's 48%. What is the percentage in the United States?
   A )  62%  
   B )  54%  
   C )  50%  
   D )  23%  
Hint: try finding a ladies room in the Capitol next time you're there.
 
RELIGION
Only 12% of Americans Eat
Half of All Beef Consumed

“It's like a bad zombie movie,” say Hindus.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Revealed: New Speaker Johnson Has No Bank Account
He explains: “I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.”

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