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PAGE THREE –APRIL 7 - 13, 2025
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TECHNOLOGY
Startup Training Humanoids to Be Your Personal Butler
And with advanced AI coming soon, you become the butler tending to your humanoid's needs.
In Blind Comparison, 61%
Find Poems Written by
ChatGTP More Beautiful
Than Those Written by
Shakespeare

“Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Or a winter's night waiting for an Uber?”
 
SPORTS
NFL: Owners Decide to Table
Ban on “Tush Push”

“It's popular with the ladies,” says one.
MLB: New Advanced “Torpedo Bat” Sparks Explosion of Home Runs
Heinie Groh used it to blast five of them in 1919.
FEATURE
According to Harper's Index, 69% of online gambling apps' profits comes from what percentage of online gamblers?
   A )  69%  
   B )  63%  
   C )  58%  
   D )  3%  
Hint: gamble your life away responsibly.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Women Have Better
Hearing Than Men

However, husbands have better hearing than wives.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Promotes His $5 Million Gold Card
“Now ANYONE can become an American citizen!” he crows.

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