| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Swarms of
Tiny Robots Can Work Cooperatively Like Ants
In tests, they can carry out difficult group
tasks, like ruining picnics. |
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AI Able to Distinguish Between
American, Scottish Whiskies
And then it's able to spin some pretty
outrageous tales. |
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Aging AI Chatbots Show Signs of
Cognitive Decline in Dementia Test
Software designers blame poor diet
(“mostly chips”), lack of exercise. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Fartcoin Reaches Market
Valuation of $889 Million
A fartcoin and $4.50 will get you
a large latte at Starbucks. |
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 Map Shows
Which U.S. Cities Will Be Underwater by 2050
Already too late to get 30-year mortgage in many of them. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the American
Gambling Association, what
percentage of adults said
they gambled last year? |
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A ) |
25% |
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B ) |
30% |
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C ) |
35% |
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D ) |
55% |
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| Hint: how's grandma's fantasy
football team doing? |
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| LAW |
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Judge Won't Throw Out Trump's
Hush Money Conviction
May have to wear ankle monitor
until moment he's sworn in. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 UK: Almost Perfectly
Spherical Egg Sells at Auction for $250
A bit later, a dozen of them go for $3,000. |
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