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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 16 - 22, 2024
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TECHNOLOGY
Google's Quantum Computer Takes 5 Minutes to Accomplish What it Would Take Supercomputer 10 Septillion Years, or Longer Than Life of Universe
It's able to get the attention of a waiter in a snooty French restaurant.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: TikTok's Annual Carbon Footprint Larger Than Greece's
And TikTok videos of rednecks driving smoke-spewing trucks makes it even worse.
 
LEXICOLOGY
Merriam-Webster Word of Year: “Polarization”
Choice splits editors, with Merriam for, Webster against.
 
SPORTS
Critics Appalled as Saudi Arabia Named Host of 2034 World Cup
They're further horrified after hearing Riyadh will host 2036 Winter Olympics.
FEATURE
In 2013, a Gallup poll found 42% of Americans believed government should guarantee healthcare for everyone. What is the percentage today?
   A )  42%  
   B )  32%  
   C )  22%  
   D )  62%  
Hint: President-elect Trump has the concepts of a plan, and he'll reveal it in two weeks, he says.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
France: Trump Turns Photo With Jill Biden Into Ad for His New Line of Cologne
Uses photo with Mrs. Macron (not shown) to advertise his new line of sex toys.

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